What was used to help build the Great Pyramid of Giza?

What was used to chisel the Easter Island stone heads?

What has been given the nickname of “man’s best friend”?

What one object did the astronauts insist they bring on the first trip to the moon “in case everything that could go wrong does wrong”?

What item did Milton’s boss take and which made him burn down the whole business?

That’s right: the Red Swingline Stapler.

If you’re like me, you’ve always wanted one of these powerful staplers; when you’re putting new shingles on your roof, when you’re hunting lions, or when your boss just won’t leave you alone.

So we’ve decided to make the world a better place and give a few out. If you buy the Red Swingline’s next-generation children, the Optima Electric Stapler or the Optima 70 Electric Stapler, by the end of 2011, we will send you your very own Red Swingline Stapler.

Or, if you think having that much stapling power under one roof is just too much, you could get either the Optima Electric Punch or the Optima Low Force, and we’ll still send you a Red Swingline Stapler.

Sound too good to be true? It’s not. Get your Red Swingline Stapler today, because you never know when you’ll have to staple a TPS report or help one of your kids with a loose baby tooth.